That moment when your parents are getting mad at you
You’re standing there like:
But when they leave you’re like:
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| me: | despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it |
Sex Scene on TV + Parents in the room
And you don’t know whether you should be like
POKERFACE:
OMG I’m so innocent, I’m totally shocked by this:
Trying to look disgusted while secretly watching everything:
Looking confused and quickly leaving the room:
Grabbing a magazine and trying to look uninterested:
Looking at everything but the screen:
Acting as if nothing is wrong:
…Or you’re simply like this:
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| doctor: | are you sexually active? |
| me: | ha |
| me: | hahahaha |
| me: | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| me: | HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE. |
| me: | OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR |
| me: | JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD |
| me: | hahaha |
| me: | haaa.... |
| me: | whooooooo, that was a good one. |
| me: | no, no i am not. |
“I’ve lost weight” I announced.
Everyone congratulated me.
But Weight was the name of my son.
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| period: | WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS. |
| period: | How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast? |
| period: | How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that. |
| period: | Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny. |
| period: | Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it. |
| period: | See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny. |
| period: | Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen? |
| period: | Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep. |
| period: | See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny. |
| period: | For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. |
| period: | Breeze blows by. Instantly horny. |
| period: | You didn't like those brand new underwear right? |
| period: | Yell at a puppy. |
| period: | Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow. |
